Monday, March 18, 2013

Target: Deliver a baby

  • A Project Manager is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month.
  • A Developer is a person who thinks it will take four and a half months to deliver a baby.
  • The Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
  • A Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
  • The Resource Optimization Team thinks they don’t need a man or woman; they’ll produce a child with zero resources.
  • HR Manager thinks a Donkey can deliver a Human Baby – if given 9 Months !!!
  • The Documentation Team doesn’t care whether the child is delivered, they’ll just document 9 months.
  • The User Interface Team will design a baby with three arms and one leg and ask if it can be done.
  • The Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the process to produce a baby.
  • A Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the right baby.
  • The Client is the one who doesn’t know why he wants a baby.

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