Target: Deliver a baby

• A Project Manager is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month.
• A Developer is a person who thinks it will take four and a half months to deliver a baby.
• The Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
• A Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
• The Resource Optimization Team thinks they don’t need a man or woman; they’ll produce a child with zero resources.
• HR Manager thinks a Donkey can deliver a Human Baby – if given 9 Months !!!
• The Documentation Team doesn’t care whether the child is delivered, they’ll just document 9 months.
• The User Interface Team will design a baby with three arms and one leg and ask if it can be done.
• The Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the process to produce a baby.
• A Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the right baby.
• The Client is the one who doesn’t know why he wants a baby.